A series of awkward moments for you to visualize and remember what it's like to be in them.

• That time you were on a date and you took an already way to big bite of food and they watch as it falls right the fuck off your fork. 
• What about right after you did that and realized that there was sour cream all over your nose?
• Feeling fat because your shirt is too tight and you didn't realize you were going to be sitting down so much. I call em "standing outfits". 
• That one time you showed up to your okcupid date at a bar you already hate and the guy brought a friend. He is only playing Fleetwood Mac songs and singing them loudly. He's way cooler than your date and way shorter too.
• Lurking the internet for the last half hour during an actual hang out? I always chime into a conversation I wasn't paying attention to with a standard: "who?" "what?" or the ever classic "where?" 
• Taking your dates pants off and his dick is not just small but i mean really fucking small. 
• The other day when you had all that soap that spilled on your hands from that travel bag you were trying to clean and you go to wash it off and put on a different kind of soap to clean it off. 
• That one guy who didn't participate in any foreplay and only let you suck his dick before sex. I mean come the fuck on. 
• Your ex boyfriend talking to you about girls he's fucking and you trying to be ok with it because you are "cool".
• Hooking up with all your friends.
• Doing a double take on that guy you thought was hot and it ended up being a hobo. Don't lie to yourself, it's happened more than twice.
• Twisting the cap of your soda when its already off.
• Taking a drink of the bottle you are sipping on and the caps on.
• That moment you took a rip from a bong and thought "fuck i forgot to do my makeup". Proceeding to do your face really stoned and immediately regretting trying to do the cat eye for the first time in years. 
• When people walk up to your counter at work and don't realize they've had sex with you. 
• Having scoped out puke spots in front of the bar you are about to go into.